The Tradëscan Codex

x. RAH -- World-as-Myth multiverse, Lapus Lazuli Long/Lorelai Lee Long**
x. RS+RAW -- The ILLUMINATUS! Trilogy, Miss Portinari
x. The Neverending Story Trilogy (movies), Bastian Bux/Nicole/Childlike Empress*
x. The Neverending Story (book), Childlike Empress/Xayide
x. FHB -- A Little Princess, Sara Crewe/Becky
x. Ultimate X-Men, Kitty Pryde/Jean Grey/Charles Xavier
x. Ultimate Spiderman, Kitty Pryde/Peter Parker/Mary Jane Watson/Jessica Drew
x. Spider-Man <3's Mary Jane, Mary Jane Watson/Gwen Stacey/Liz Allen/Felicia Hardy
x. Spider-Man <3's Mary Jane, Mary Jane Watson/Gwen Stacey/Liz Allen/Lindsay Leighton
x. GBS -- Pygmalion, Eliza Doolittle/Clara Eynsford-Hill
x. GBS -- Man and Superman, Violet Whitfield/Anna Whitfield
x. RPF, Joss Whedon/Summer Glau
x. GO -- Nineteen Eighty-Four, Julia
x. Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?, Carmen Sandiego/the Player
x. OSC -- Ender's Game, Peter Wiggin/Valentine Wiggin
x. The Parent Trap (1999), Hallie Parker/Annie James*
x. My Summer of Love, Mona/Tamsin/Phil/Sadie
x. The Truman Show, Truman Burbank/Sylvia
x. The Secret Garden (musical), Mary Lennox/Neville Craven*
x. MT -- Tom Sawyer, Tom Sawyer/Mary/Becky Thatcher
x. WS -- As You Like It, Celia/Rosalind/Touchstone
x. WS -- The Taming of the Shrew, Kate/Bianca
x. Into the Woods, Cinderella/Baker
x. D.E.B.S., Janet
x. RPF - D.E.B.S., Jill Ritchie/Jordana Brewster/Sara Foster
x. Gray Matters, Gray Baldwin/Sam Baldwin/Charlie Kelsey
x. Winter Passing, Reese Holden/Shelly
x. KDW -- Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, Emma Jane Perkins/Rebecca Rowena Randall
x. KDW -- Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm, Jane Sawyer/Miranda Sawyer
x. Beautiful Girls, Marty/Willy Conway
x. GCW -- The Boxcar Children, Henry/Violet/Jessie
x. Legally Blonde, Elle Woods/Vivian Kensington
x. Brides of Christ, Sister Catherine/Sister Paul
x. Brides of Christ, Rosemary Fitzgerald/Frances Heffernan/Brigid Maloney
x. Brides of Christ, Rosemary Fitzgerald/Lucy Mulcady
x. Sunshine Cleaners, Rose Lorkowski/Nora Lorkowski
x. Sunshine Cleaners RPF, Amy Adams/Emily Blunt
x. Escape to Witch Mountain (1975), Tia/Tony
x. Escape to Witch Mountain (1995), Anna/Danny
x. Race to Witch Mountain (2009), Sara/Seth
x. She's All That, Laney Boggs/Mackenzie Siler
x. She's All That, Mackenzie Siler/Zack Siler
x, RPF - She's All That, Rachel Leigh Cook/Anna Paquin
x. BC -- The A.I. Gang, Roger Philips/Rachel Philips
x. BC -- The A.I. Gang, Wendy Wendell III/Rachel Philips
x. BC -- The A.I. Gang, Wendy Wendell III/Ray Gammany
x. The Man in the Moon (1991), Dani Trant/Maureen Trant
x. Mars Attacks, Taffy Dale/Richie Norris
x. The Black Adder, Princess Leia of Hungary*
x. Small Wonder, Jamie/Harriet/Vicki/Vanessa
x. RPF - The Guild, Felicia Day/Teal Sherer/Michelle Boyd
x. Roswell, Maria DeLuca/Isabel Evans/Liz Parker
x. RPF - Roswell, Shiri Appleby/Majandra Delfino/Katherine Heigl
x. Ghostwriter, Lenni Frazier/Gabriella Fernández/Ghostwriter/Tina Nguyen
x. Arthurian Legend, Guinevere/Mordred
x. The Parent Trap II, Nikki Ferris/Mary Grand
x. Freaks and Geeks, Lindsey Weir/Millie Kentner
x. RPF - Freaks and Geeeks, Linda Cardellini/Sarah Hagan
x. The American President, Sydney Ellen Wade/Lucy Shepherd
x. Boy Meets World, Morgan Matthews
x. The Royal Tenenbaums, Margot Tenenbaum/Richie Tenenbaum
x. She's the Man, Olivia/Viola/Sebastian/Kia
x. Twelve Days of Christmas (song), Narrator/My True Love/Eight Maids-a-Milking/Ten Ladies Dancing
x. Naissance des pieuvres aka Water Lilies, Florianne/Marie
x. The Diary of Anne Frank, Anne Frank/Margot Frank/Otto Frank
x. RPF, Dakota Fanning/Kristen Stewart
x. Tart (2001), Grace Bailey/Eloise Logan/Cat Storm
x. Triple Dog (2009), Chapin/Eve/Liza/Sarah
x. Camp (2003), Vlad Baumann/Ellen Lucas/Jill Simmons/Fritzi Wagner
x. Phineas and Ferb, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz/Candace Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro/Stacey Hirano
x. The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Ellen Hickle/Nona F. Mecklenberg/Monica
x. The Amanda Show, Penelope Taynt
x. 'Tis Pity She's a Whore, Annabella/Giovanni

*Written for me in Yuletide.
**Written for me in Yuletide as a Yuletide treat.

( more detailed requests )

So wait, there was a show where Darla was Mesektet's mother?

January

Conjugal Visit (1054 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series
Relationships: Darla/Faith
Characters: Faith (BtVS), Darla (BtVS), Lilah Morgan
Summary: Darla visits Faith in prison . . . in the conjugal trailer.

France's Queen: Two Fragments (110 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: King Lear - Shakespeare
Relationships: Cordelia & Kent (King Lear)
Characters: Kent (King Lear), Cordelia (King Lear), France (King Lear)

Kissing (1075 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Firefly
Relationships: Kaylee Frye/Simon Tam, Kaylee Frye/Malcolm Reynolds/Simon Tam, Kaylee Frye/Malcolm Reynolds, Malcolm Reynolds/Simon Tam
Characters: Kaylee Frye, Simon Tam, Malcolm Reynolds
Summary: Mal stops kissing Kaylee once she and Simon are a couple; Kaylee's less than thrilled by that state of affairs.

April

Blue Waltz (Absolut Remix) (2796 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Push (2009)
Relationships: Nick Gant/Cassie Holmes/Kira Hudson, Nick Gant/Cassie Holmes, Nick Gant & Cassie Holmes, Nick Gant/Kira Hudson
Characters: Nick Gant, Cassie Holmes, Kira Hudson
Summary: Whether Cassie needs the alcohol to help her to see more clearly or to erase the pain of what she's already seen, she's not quite sure. Both. Neither.

Indigo Waltz (A Study in Denim Remix) (750 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Push (2009)
Relationships: Nick Gant/Cassie Holmes, Nick Gant/Kira Hudson, Nick Gant/Cassie Holmes/Kira Hudson
Characters: Nick Gant, Cassie Holmes, Kira Hudson
Summary: Cassie begins to draw, the rough outline of a woman in a blue dress, the caption above her, KIRA. "Today's the day."

Violet Waltz (Here Comes the Wedding March) (2376 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Push (2009)
Relationships: Cassie Holmes/Kira Hudson, Nick Gant/Cassie Holmes/Kira Hudson
Characters: Cassie Holmes, Kira Hudson, Original Characters, Nick Gant
Summary: High-school freshman Kathy Housermann receives a recorded phone call from herself, and she finds out that nothing is as it seems--not even herself.

Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow (1092 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Peter Pan (2003), Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, Return to Never Land (2002)
Relationships: Wendy Darling/James Hook, James Hook/Jane, James Hook/Margaret, James Hook/Original Female Character
Characters: Jane (Peter Pan), James Hook, Original Female Character
Summary: When Hook returns to Earth for Wendy's funeral, he and Jane mourn together.

The Logic of Ritual (Inversion Inverted Remix) (1484 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Relationships: Sam Carter/Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill, Sam Carter/Dani Jackson/Jackie O'Neill, Daniel Jackson/Sha're
Characters: girl!daniel jackson, girl!Jack O'Neill, boy!Sam Carter, Teal'c (SG-1), George Hammond, Hank Landry
Summary: Brig. Gen. Jacqueline O'Neill, Dr. Danielle Jackson, and Lt. Col. Samuel Carter get married on an alien planet which practices polygyny.

Love for the Ages (I Will Return for You Remix) (570 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Doctor Who, Torchwood
Relationships: Myfanwy/TARDIS
Characters: TARDIS, Myfanwy (Torchwood's Pterodactyl), Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Harry Sullivan, Sarah Jane Smith, Fourth Doctor
Summary: During "Children of Earth," the TARDIS comes back for Myfanwy.

July

Sovereignty (169 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Caspian X & Lucy Pevensie
Characters: Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie
Summary: Caspian forgets himself. Ficlet. Gen. Set during The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

December

Nostalgia Chick Must Die! (4149 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Nostalgia Chick (webseries), That Guy with the Glasses
Relationships: Nella & Nostalgia Chick, Nostalgia Chick/Todd in the Shadows, Obscurus Lupa/Todd in the Shadows, Todd in the Shadows/Original Character
Characters: Nostalgia Chick, Nella (That Guy with the Glasses), Makeover Fairy, Cochram Block, Coquette Tease, Todd In The Shadows, Lord MacGuffin, Original Characters, Mignon (Nostalgia Chick's dog), Kelly Ripa, Justin Bieber, quasi-demonic intergalactic force of evil, Lindsay Ellis, BFF Inc.
Summary: When the Makeover Fairy uses Block and Tease to construct a Nostalgia Clone from Lindsay's DNA, Lindsay finds herself out in the cold--and vowing revenge.

Awfully Queer to Me (1683 words) by Alixtii
Fandom: Sesame Street - Fandom, Disney RPF, Wizards of Waverly Place RPF, Princess Protection Program RPF, Real Person Fiction, Actorfic
Relationships: Count von Count/Elmo/Selena Gomez, Selena Gomez/Demi Lovato
Characters: Count Von Count, Elmo (Sesame Street), Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato
Summary: Elmo shows Selena the Count's BDSM dungeons, but things get out of hand when Selena can't pronounce the safeword.

I just put together a rough outline of my assigned Yuletide story.

The outline by itself is two-thirds the required length of the entire story.

Also, it's frelling awesome.

It occurs to me that the new nomination process actually allows me to very usefully apply an adapted version of the Bechdel test in deciding what to offer, come signups: if two or more female characters don't appear among the nominated characters, I probably shouldn't offer to write it. Whereas before I would have to guess whether someone requesting The Illiad was more likely to request Achilles/Patroclus or Briseis/Chryseis, now I should be more able to figure it out based on what was nominated. (Not that there was ever any doubt in my mind concerning that particular example.) Between that and the "Women Being Awesome" freeform tag, I should be able to ensure I get to write something nicely female-centric, despite the deeply pervasive bias for male characters seen throughout the nominations.

For the record, my nominations are:

Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?
Carmen Sandiego
The Player

Illuminatus! Trilogy - Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson
Miss Portinari

Tart (2001)
Heather von Strum
Cat Storm
Grace Bailey
Eloise Logan

Since the Where on Earth player will always be female to me, this year I nominated absolutely zero male characters. I'm pretty sure I'm in the minority.. (Although, it's also true that the only character of color I nominated is Carmen, so it's not like my moral high ground is particularly high.)

( fandoms I might offer )

Apparently Yuletide nominations will open in the very near future. I'm still agonizing over what to nominate; two of my nominations (and later, requests) will be for Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (I've requested this every year I've done Yuletide) and The ILLUMINATUS! Trilogy. Both fandoms either got no or very few offers last year, so I figure that if I pick a fandom which is only semi-obscure as my third choice it is virtually certain to be written--which is of course it making me agonize over the choice all that much more. Or I could pick another ultra-rare fandom and see what happens. I haven't decided yet.

Whatever I do, it is more or less certain to be taken from this list of options, so feel free to provide me with input if you want.

So, apparently I'll be attending New York Comicon? I'll be going with a couple of friends. We'll be there Saturday, the 15th.

So, the actress who played Mezoti (the Borg little girl) on Star Trek: Voyager? Apparently played "Girl Student" in Serenity. Which, if you remember, was also the name of the role played by Demetra Raven, aka Jenny Grimaldi, aka the baseball girl from "Chosen," the Buffy series finale. What, did Whedon only hire extras for that scene if they had the appropriate geek credentials? (Except not, because the actors playing the other kids don't have anything interesting to be said about them.)

(Also, !Mezoti's IMDB page picture? Guh, although not exactly subtle. If only there were a way to AU canon enough to get aged-up Naomi/Mezoti. But Naomi's accelerated aging would be a pain in trying to get that to work, not that canon ever really remembered that detail anyway, not to mention that when the relevant subpart of canon ends, they're in opposite quadrants of the galaxy. Maybe one could abandon the pretense altogether and just write Scarlett/Marley RPF. I don't know, at a con or something. Whatever.)

(And Demetra's web site makes me wince. Just, no. Please, God, no. Jenny Grimaldi would have better sense. And also be too busy fighting vampires and/or playing baseball.)

(Now I really want to buy Scarlett's EP, because, I don't even know why. I do love one of the reviews, though: "I must say that she isn't well-known here in germany and the place where i live." Yeah, and everywhere else on the planet where people don't have encyclopedia knowledge of Star Trek: Voyager. Well, either Star Trek  or Reba. So pretty much everywhere.)

Rescuing myself from the parentheticals, this reminds me that Mesektet (aka White Room Girl) from Angel is the star of the new remake of Fame, the one that Stacey Shirk claims "is better" in her song "Ten Dollar Solo" from Commentary!: The Musical. (I learned this when both the old and new versions of Fame showed up in my Netflix suggestions.) And also apparently the Fame remake "was directed by Kevin Tancharoen, brother of [Commentary!] co-creator Maurissa Tancharoen." Who is in the new season of The Guild.

(My embarassment squick caused me to pause Guild 5x01 about two-thirds of the way through, so I haven't seen it yet. Am sad that the season probably won't have any Venom/Riley content in it, though. Can they get a spin-off? I really just want to watch Michelle Boyd and Teal Sherer play evil bisexual gamers now. Because, yeah, awesome.)

(And somehow I've landed myself back into the land of the parentheticals. Boo.)

Also I have the vague recollection that Mesektet turned into one of those ubiquitous Disney Channel starlets, and that her older sister dated Sam Winchester?

Title: For Thou Art With Me (1/?)
Fandom: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Pairings: John/Savannah, John/Cameron
Summary: As Savannah grows up and explores her sexuality, John must come to terms with his own desires. Psalm 23-verse, timeline "Girls in Their Summer Clothes," sometime in between Unfulfilled and The Funeral of Sarah Connor.

( For Thou Art With Me, 1/? )