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Feb. 9th, 2012 09:16 pm
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[personal profile] likeadeuce
So I was just describing my Big Bang to [personal profile] spuffyduds as, "the longest story I've ever written, dealing with imaginary sociology, kink I don't completely understand, and combat." Basically, it's a lot to get my head around, so I shouldn't beat myself up if it doesn't come out exactly right in every respect. (At least I get to make up the sociology).

Meanwhile, my distraction is plotting fic based on canon I don't fully know or remember, set in a historical period that I have an inadequate grasp of.

It certainly seems that it would make more sense if I would ever try to write fiction about things I actually do have a good grasp on, but apparently I wouldn't find that sufficiently brain-breaking.

On the other hand, I feel like if I did really write Trolling the Dowager Countess, it would get the most hits of anything I've ever posted (especially if I posted it on tumblr). Probably best to leave it as a platonic ideal, though.
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Posted by TheMostPsychotic

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a fanfiction in several segments, by the biggest fan of the sbUrb heroes in any Universe! (which happens to be me, uranianUmbra uUu)

Words: 373, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

History

Feb. 9th, 2012 06:30 pm
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Posted by grim_lupine

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“Shut up and do something better with your mouth,” Janis says hoarsely, and has the distinct, shocking pleasure of watching Regina George do as she’s told.

Words: 1222, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Broken

Feb. 9th, 2012 06:27 pm
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Posted by Impressioniste

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Merrill senses a kindred spirit through the Eluvian.

Fill for a prompt on the Dreamwidth 'Dragon Age Kiss Battle'. Prompt: Merrill/Morrigan - Mirrors

Words: 354, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

W is for Warden-Commander

Feb. 9th, 2012 06:10 pm
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Posted by Toastybluetwo

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So, there’s this meme going around that explores various characters in the Dragon Age universe based on the letters of the alphabet. I decided to do some exploration of Dagna, a character that there’s not a lot of information concerning, but I found her spunkiness and perkiness intriguing.

A tale of the sea.

Words: 1384, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 23 of Dragon Age Alphabet - Dagna

What is this I don't even.

Feb. 9th, 2012 08:53 pm
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[personal profile] ellen_fremedon
If I were not already resolved to find a new apartment when the lease on this one runs out, the service request form I just submitted would have decided me:

The hinges in my kitchen cabinets have begun exuding a tarry, black substance. When I scrub it away, more appears within a week or so, and it's also appearing at the joint in the wood closest to the hinge, which leads me to suspect it may be a product of the breakdown of some adhesive used in the cabinets' construction.

Whatever it is, it keeps coming back and it has a tendency to grow mold, very rapidly. I think at this point all the cabinet doors probably need replacing, and the facing on the cabinets themselves may also need to go if this stuff has gotten too deeply embedded in the wood.


I just-- HOW? How is this even a thing in my life?
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Posted by Rebecca Tushnet


InCompass IT, Inc. v. Dell, Inc., 2012 WL 383960 (D. Minn.)
There are some misappropriation/trade secret claims here, but I’m just covering the false advertising bit.  InCompass tried to negotiate a deal with Dell to be a sales partner, selling Dell products, but the deal went bad.  The court held that InCompass failed to state a Lanham Act claim.  The complaint alleged that Dell made false statements about its partner program to prospective resellers like InCompass, that InCompass shared confidential client information with Dell in reliance on those statements, and that Dell’s direct sales team then stole that information.  That’s not a Lanham Act claim, though it might well give rise to other tort liability if proven.  InCompass didn’t allege a competitive injury—an injury in competing for consumers caused by false statements to those consumers.  The Lanham Act was not designed to protect consumers (which was InCompass’s role in receiving the allegedly false statements here), but rather to protect sellers. 
The parties did compete in the sale of computers; the court specifically rejected Dell’s argument to the contrary.  Though Dell sells Dell products directly to consumers and InCompass is a reseller, they are in competition to sell Dell computers to the same customers; many manufacturers sell directly to consumers online and also use resellers, and they’re obviously in competition for the end users.  But the allegedly false ads weren’t promoting computers; rather, they promoted the partner program, and InCompass doesn’t compete with Dell to offer such programs.
Separately, InCompass didn’t identify any factual statements in the ads that were specific and measurable and capable of being falsified.  The statements were vague, such as “We'll support your sales opportunities so that you can protect your business” and “We're there when and where you need us.”
The Minnesota Deceptive Trade Practices Act claim also failed, because it provides for injunctive relief to those “likely to be damaged.” This means plaintiffs must allege future irreparable harm.  The complaint provided no reason to believe that InCompass would be harmed by the deceptive trade practices in the future, since InCompass knows better now and won’t be fooled again.
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Johns v. Bayer Corp., 2012 WL 368032 (S.D. Cal.) 
The court granted plaintiffs’ motion for certification, indicating that the recent Honda case isn’t the death knell for consumer class actions in California. Plaintiffs, alleging reliance, challenged statements Bayer made for its OAD Men's Health Formula and OAD Men's 50+ Advantage vitamins.  “On the front, back, and sides of the Men's Vitamins' packages and in its advertising, Bayer stated that taking Men's Vitamins daily would ‘support prostate health’” because the vitamins contained lycopene and later, selenium.  Plaintiffs alleged that Bayer charged a price premium over other multivitamins, even though the claimed benefits were absent and, in fact, recent clinical studies have shown that for some men, increased selenium consumption may increase their prostate cancer risk.
Plaintiffs alleged that Bayer focused on prostate health to make money rather than because it possessed competent and reliable scientific support.  They sought certification of UCL and CLRA claims.
Numerosity was easy: between 2005 and 2009, Bayer's national net sales of Men's Health were over $189 million, and between 2007 and 2009, its national net sales of Men's 50+ were over $39 million. It was reasonable to assume a sufficiently big California class.
Commonality: plaintiffs argued that common issues included whether Bayer's advertising of the Men's Vitamins was deceptive and likely to deceive the public. Bayer basically argued lack of predominance, of which more below.
Typicality/adequacy: Bayer argued that, since plaintiffs didn’t allege physical harm, they couldn’t be typical of class members who did.  But the class didn’t include claims for personal injury.  Bayer also argued that the named plaintiffs were subject to unique defenses on lack of reliance, credibility, proof of injury, or damages. “They also failed to read the FDA disclaimer, lack retail receipts for their purchases, and testified that reasons in addition to Bayer's advertising caused them to buy the Men's Vitamins. But as Plaintiffs note, if anything, these factors may make them more typical (not less) of other class members.”  (Heh.)  Moreover, the packages that they, and all class members, bought “prominently and repeatedly featured the identical ‘supports prostate health’ claim.”  They were all exposed to the same alleged misrepresentations; typicality and adequacy were satisfied.
The court agreed that common questions predominated, specifically whether there were misrepresentations likely to deceive a reasonable consumer.  These were binary issues capable of classwide resolution.  “Importantly, California consumer protection laws take an objective approach of the reasonable consumer, not the particular consumer.”  In addition, class reliance could be presumed under both the UCL and CLRA, the latter when a material misrepresentation was made to the class.
Bayer argued that reliance, materiality, timing, and damages were all individual issues.
Reliance: Bayer argued that reasons for purchasing the products were individual, and exposure to ads would vary by consumer in terms of the mix of TV, radio, and print ads each one saw. “But at a minimum, everyone who purchased the Men's Vitamins would have been exposed to the prostate claim that appeared on every package from 2002 to 2009. This is the predominant issue, not whether or not consumers also saw television or print advertisements.”  More generally, “when plaintiffs are exposed to a common advertising campaign, common issues predominate.”  Reliance could therefore be presumed.
Materiality: the same thing.  California evaluates materiality using a reasonable person standard, not individually.  The court also noted that the prostate health claim appeared on four panels of each package and could very well have been material, but that’s a question of fact.  In a footnote, the court characterized the claim as “very prominent[]” on the packaging: “the prostate claim was frequently listed first among purported benefits, and in more than one instance, the packaging stated prominently that the product contained ‘five times the amount of Selenium in Centrum® or Centrum® Silver®.’”  This supported plaintiffs’ argument that prostate health “was the ‘reason to believe’ the product offered something its competitors did not,” undercutting Bayer’s argument that prostate health was just one of many different claims on the packaging.
Timing: Bayer argued that the relevant science was in flux during the class period, but that went to the merits and not certification.
Damages: Bayer argued that individual issues predominated on damages. But damages are often an individual question that doesn’t defeat certification.  Here, one could calculate the damages by subtracting the value of the product without the claimed health benefit, which could be calculated using market information, from the price the class member paid.
The class action form was also superior in terms of judicial economy and the inability of class members to pursue individual claims for small amounts.
Bayer then argued that the named plaintiffs lacked standing because there were two distinct types of health claims, a qualified health claim using language proposed by the FDA that appeared on some of the packages, noting that the FDA had determined the correlation between selenium and reduced cancer risk was not conclusive; and the more general “supports prostate health” claim.  Because plaintiffs never saw the qualified health claim before purchase, Bayer argued, it couldn’t have hurt them.  The court didn’t see the relevance.  “Plaintiffs assert that they can demonstrate on a class-wide basis that Bayer conveyed a deceptive advertising message on its labeling and in its other advertisements. It is this overall message conveyed that matters.”
Not done, Bayer also argued that some class members’ claims were time-barred, but the legal and factual questions surrounding tolling were appropriate merits-based, classwide issues.
Finally, Bayer argued that Dukes barred certification because Bayer had a right to prove defenses to individual claims, such as that particular class members didn’t rely on the prostate health claim, “perhaps because they were aware of conflicting scientific studies.”  To the contrary, the court reasoned, Bayer was free to raise those defenses against individual claimants, then quoted another court for the point that “Bayer gives itself too little credit; the overwhelming majority of consumers probably trusted Bayer—a well-known company—and believed that there was some prostate-health benefit from taking the vitamins.”
Certification granted.

Recipe: Brown French Rabbit*

Feb. 9th, 2012 07:51 pm
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[personal profile] ellen_fremedon
Bread has become a sometimes food at my house. I can't eat a whole loaf before it goes stale, and I'm not very good at using up breadcrumbs and croutons. So when I do splurge on some bread, it needs to be my staple starch for the week.

I had a hankering for tuna melts, so I bought a loaf of a very nice seedless rye last weekend, and I thought ahead when I bought it of what I could do with it when I got tired of sandwiches. I had a block of cheddar on hand, so I considered getting some beer and cream and making Welsh rarebit. And I had a bag of onions and a freezer full of goat stock, so I thought I might make French onion soup, only with rye and cheddar instead of a baguette and gruyere.

And then I realized I could combine them.

And then I thought, is there any way to incorporate bacon into this dish? And my mind immediately went to the Hot Brown sandwich, which is topped in a gratineed cheese sauce.

Hence, the Brown French Rabbit:

Step 1: Make French onion soup**. Use whatever recipe you like, but substitute porter for the wine.
Step 2: Make Welsh Rarebit. I used Alton Brown's recipe.
Step 3: Cook bacon. Toast rye bread. Fill each heatproof individual serving bowl with soup, top with toast, crumbled bacon, and rarebit. Pop into very hot oven, or under broiler, until the top is bubbly and turning brown and crispy in places.
Step 4: Serve, with the rest of the bottle of beer you cracked for the rarebit. FOODGASM OMG.

This is pretty much the definition of sometimes food-- I couldn't imagine making it more than once a year, and my entire dinner was a comically tiny bowl of this stuff-- but dear god is it good.

(The quality of your bread, beer, and cheese will determine the quality of the dish, so use the good stuff. I'm using Flying Dog's Road Dog Porter in the rarebit and the soup, and it's quite tasty.)


**A note on the soup. I took a shortcut and cooked my onions all day in the crockpot with a bay leaf and some thyme and half a bottle of beer. They didn't pick up a lot of color, though there was some browning, but they turned out almost as sweet as if I'd roasted them in the oven.

To get a little Maillard reaction, tonight I took the crock-pot out of its cradle, spooned a third of the onions into a sieve, and set the sieve over the crock-pot to drain. I cooked the bacon in the bottom of a dutch oven, and when it was done I put the drained onions in to brown in the bacon fat (and spooned another third of them into the sieve to drain and added them after a couple of minutes). I cooked two-thirds of the onions over medium heat until they were browning noticeably while I prepared my mise en place for the rarebit (which needs it. Measure everything ahead of time; it comes together fast, but once you start the roux it's all active time.) I deglazed the pot with my stock, added the rest of the onions and their liquid from the crock-pot, and brought the whole thing to a simmer while I heated the broiler and made the rarebit. The result isn't the richest possible onion soup, but it is a very satisfactory onion soup and it came together in the time it took to do everything else.

*Anyone know of a breed of brown French rabbit that doesn't contain the name of another color or foodstuff? I can find the Argente Brun and the Brun Marron de Lorraine, but neither of those sounds quite suitable.

Grab bag of stuff

Feb. 9th, 2012 06:26 pm
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[personal profile] scrollgirl
I really, really need to get started on a school assignment, but here's a drive-by post with a few random links:

1) Star Trek: DS9 fans, you may want to check out this awesome fanart of Kira Nerys in 1940s menswear. Gorgeous!

2) Regender flips pronouns around. Enter the URL of an English-language website (e.g., Wikipedia) and it translates it so that "she" becomes "he", "John" becomes "Jane", etc.

(I've done this myself using find-replace whenever I've played with a genderswap story. This is why I bemoan the death of TV transcript sites!)

3) Over on [community profile] fic_promptly, someone prompted Avengers/Captain America, Steve Rogers, “He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion, he would have held an umbrella over a duck in a shower of rain” (Douglas Jerrold). I'm still learning the Marvel universe, but IMHO this quote is far more applicable to Tony Stark than to Steve Rogers. Tony's the one doing the whole noblesse oblige thing. Steve just wants people to want their civil liberties; he fights to protect people, sure, but he fights primarily for ideals. Tony's the one who feels driven to save the world.

4) House is ending after eight seasons. I'm haven't watched in ages, but my old uni roommate and I used to love this show--he had all the DVDs and I'd borrow from him. There's a part of me that laments what it used to be, but mostly I feel nothing. Hugh Laurie will always be a brilliant actor, but I can't even remember now why I gave a damn for any of those characters.

5) Like much of fandom, I'm awash in squee over the new Avengers and Amazing Spider-Man trailers. Funny to remember, back in 2002, how much I didn't care about the Tobey MacGuire Spider-Man trilogy. (Still don't, actually.) And now I'm obsessed with Marvel heroes! Weird.

(I still love DC! But dammit, they need to make more/better movies.)

Glee smack

Feb. 9th, 2012 06:09 pm
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[personal profile] zvi
The only way this reaction to a recent Glee episode is wrong is that it says schuster's racism was just revealed, rather than being apparent from the way he treats his students.

February 9 2012

Feb. 9th, 2012 10:00 pm
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{The Closer}
{update}
- Part 1 of Aphrodisiac by [info]chiaroscuroxvii - Sharon/Brenda

{Criminal Minds}
{misc}
- Recap of Episode 7x13 "Snake Eyes" by [info]lysachan

{The Devil Wears Prada}
{update}
- Chapter 3 of Touch by [info]redheadgrrl1960 - Andy/Miranda

{Glee}
{fic}
- He's an Asshole by [info]srslyandersson - Santana/Brittany
- You Say Anemone, I Say Amoeba by [info]srslyandersson - Santana/Brittany

{Grey's Anatomy}
{update}
- Chapter 4 of Another Statement of Casuality by [info]maggiemerc - Callie/Arizona

{Jossverse}
{fic}
- 67 Characters In Search Of A Memory by [info]beer_good_foamy - Buffy/Faith (BtVS)
{update}
- Part 8 of WTF is Schmoop by [info]1shinyboat - Faith/Dawn (BtVS)
- Chapter 51 of Family Confidential by [info]miss_kuddel - Willow/Tara (BtVS)
- Chapter 1 of Vicarious by [info]valyssia - Buffy/Willow (BtVS)
{art}
- Faith, slayer of the vampyres by [info]astridv

{Merlin}
{fic}
- At Midnight by [info]agirlnamedtruth - Mild Morgana/Morgause

{Nikki & Nora}
{update}
- Chapter 3 of Disparity by Design by [info]1shinyboat - Nikki/Nora

{Once Upon A Time}
{update}
- Part 28 of Fragments Of A Life Less Lived by [info]heartsways - Regina/Emma

{misc}
- [info]femslash_land is taking new players - A challenge community centered around f/f relationships.
- [info]w13_femslash has a new mod and wants suggestions and ideas for the com.

MWLL Hour 35.5

Feb. 9th, 2012 04:16 pm
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[personal profile] yhlee
Joined XI--it looked like something was happening on Huntress (training? everyone was on the same team) so I went elsewhere. Fortunately no ping problems. Mid-game TC Sandblasted, where I died abominably fast in an Uller C, and then mostly spent the rest of the match playing chicken in an Owens C. If only I were good enough to make it as a sniper, but my aim is a work in progress.

Next was TSA Palisades, which is a map that tends to devolve into LRM camping. I went from an Owens C to a Raven C to try some sniping, but got countersniped hilariously effectively (whoever made those head shots, nice aim! admittedly helped by the fact that I am slow to react). Someone was NARCing earlier in the match but by the time I got out there with a Cougar A, they had moved on. Woe. I was ranked second to last, no surprise. I'm always unsure what to do on this map.

I stuck around for TC Thunder Rift, which was a lot of fun. The water doesn't bother me as much as I used to. You just stay calm and mouse around and look for the reticule to turn red to indicate the enemy's presence. Progression: Owens C, Hollander II B, a disastrous stint in a Hollander II Prime (note to self: if you're running around in a sniper mech, for Shinjo's sake don't get up to 500m, especially ahead of the pack!), back to the Holly B, Shadowcat A, a very disastrous stint in a Bushwacker A, and then at the end of the game I got into a heavy :-D, the Warhammer B, but the game ended before I could engage anyone at that contested base at D4. So, the SCat A served me pretty well--I still have to work on timing but that's a matter of practice. I overused JJ one time but got in some decent damage before they blew me up. The big thing is to focus damage on hitboxes and I have been so busy flailing that I haven't been good about even trying, but that's something to work on. Anyway, so the Bushie A (Warthog) is a very solid mech, but I wasn't using it appropriately. I have to say that I also like the Shadowcat's agility better, although thankfully on this map there are no aeros to deal with. KDR 3:11 (I know, I know, but scoring kills at all is gratifying, and all of them were with the Shadowcat), CPT, ranked low middle. I guess trying to help aggressively push bases early game counts for something!

Fighting BA needs to go on the list. My one attempt at stealthing a rear base with a SCat A ended in my getting blown to bits and probably would have even if there had only been that one mech as a defender, but there was also a BA and the BA pwned me so hard it's not even funny. I need to ask Joe for tips--I mean, there was that time on SA he was accused of being an aimbot for UAC20'ing a BA, but I have watched A LOT of Joe's gameplay and that's a pretty rare kill, he usually has better luck with the lasers.

While We're Apart

Feb. 9th, 2012 05:02 pm
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A letter from Georgiana Darcy to Catherine Bennet says more than one would think.

Words: 653, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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They've always told her that dragons are monsters, that all they can do is destroy. But now she thinks they may be wrong.

Words: 8144, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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