Okay, so I finally faced the horror of downloading audio on dialup and listened to "My Ideal Audience" on the grounds that it would totally be the most surreal experience of my life. Which, I have to admit, it kind of was. Your River!voice is kind of amazing. I am a little terrified, actually, by how easily you channel River. But the weirdest thing was that I think your speech patterns are similar to mine in some ways; it kind of sounded surreal the way listening to yourself on tape sounds surreal?

So, A+. *hides in a corner now*