You're an amazing fic writing (when you are actually, you know, writing fic). Call me selfish, but that's the first thing that jumps to mind--it's all about entertaining me. On top of that, I'm eternally grateful to you for providing my bridge onto LJ. I lived off your flist for months before I figured out how to get an LJ of my own.

Nowadays, I still enjoy your sense of humor and appreciate the different perspective you bring than most of my flist. And I really appreciate the fic when you write it.