Oh, Really?

The church down the street from me:

NO ONE IS TOO BAD TO JOIN US, OR TOO GOOD TO STAY AWAY.

Not all that interesting--languagelog is full of examples of intensifiers and negation screwing each other up in just this way--but it made me laugh in the "That doesn't mean what you think it means" sense. Although, returning to one of my old chestnuts, note that we do immediately know exactly what "you" "thinks it means" even though it seems to be at odds with what the text "really" says--that is, we manage to construct the author-function in a certain way, as having made a mistake, due to what we know about the socio-historical context in which the linguistic act took place.

(The Baptist church on the other side frequently provokes WTF? reactions from me--I'm still puzzling over "No one is poor who has a godly mother"--but the church up the street usually manages to have more reasonable expressions on their bulletin board thing.)

Okay, I better go take a shower now so I can go prove myself to be too good to stay away from my church.

Spamming Due to Boredom

I'd write a "Dawn, Giles, and Madelyn celebrate Labor Day weekend" ficlet, but Dawn, Giles, and Madelyn live in the UK. And somehow, "Dawn, Giles, and Madelyn celebrate a Bank Holiday" doesn't have the same ring. (Plus, it'd be a week late.)