Characters/Questions Meme

[alixtii]

1. Summer Glay (RPFS)
2. Cindy Mackenzie (VMars)
3. Mesektet of the Ra-tet (Angel)
4. Kaywinnit Lee Frye (Firefly)
5. April Skouris (The 4400)
6. Kara Zor-El (DC Comics)
7. Kitty Pryde (X-Men)
8. Tish Jones (Doctor Who)
9. The Childlike Empress (The Neverending Story)
10. Cally Henderson (BSG)
11. Neville Craven (Secret Garden musicalverse)
12. wisdomeagle

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Kara/Neville)? Do you want to?

Um, there's not exactly a lot of Secret Garden musicalverse fic. If I write the Mary/Neville I;'ve been threatening to write for over a year now, I fully expect it to be the first one. Inserting Supergirl into that world just seems bizarre.

2. Do you think Four (Kaylee) is hot? How hot?

Kaylee is a) hot, b) pretty, and c) hot. If I had to rank them, I'd say she was beautiful first, then pretty, then hot, but that doesn't mean she's not hot--just that she's that much more pretty and beautiful.

3. What would happen if Twelve (Ari) got Eight (Tish Jones) pregnant?

She's have some explaining to do? Assuming "got pregnant" means something other than "wrote her that way" (and still, Ari's not nearly that far into canon yet?)

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (the Childlike Empress)?

Sadly, no. I don't think I've read any.

5. Would Two (Mac) and Six (Supergirl) make a good couple?

Very possibly.

6. Five/Nine (April/Childlike Empress) or Five/Ten (April/Cally)? Why?

I just don't see April Skouris and the Childlike Empress working out. Cally would be a much better choice.

7. What would happen if Seven (Kitty) walked in on Two (Mac) and Twelve (Ari) having sex?

She'd be embarassed and get out of there as fast as she could, then wouldn't be able to think about anything else for the rest of the day, and would for a month blush every time she saw either Mac or Ari.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Mesektet/Cally) fic.

Cally Henderson thought it was her job to take care of the little girl.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Summer/Tish) fluff?

Yes! Summer/Tish fluff is not only possible, it would be a very good thing. I don't think it exists yet, though.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Kitty/Ari) hurt/comfort fic.

Any hurt/comfort fic in which Ari would be a character would have to be titled Eli, Eli, Lama Sabachthani.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Kaylee) to deflower One (Summer)?

Just the initial universe-hopping.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Kitty) slash?

Well, my mind immediately went to sionnain, who is a big Kitty/Emma fan (and apparently not actually on my flist). But I'm sure there a goodly number of people who'd be more than willing to read Kitty femslash.

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Mesektet) het?

No? For some reason, the White Room Girl doesn't tend to get 'shipped a lot, it seems.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Neville Craven)?

No. If I want that fic, I'm going to have to write it myself.

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Mac/Kaylee/April)?

The people on my flist most likely to write that sort of threesome are not, as far as I know, watchers of <i>The 4400</i>. Which is a shame.

16. What might Ten (Cally) scream at a moment of great passion?

Oh, God, I'm not sure I want to know. I'm sure it'd be adorable, but there are some times when adorable just isn't what you're going for, you know?

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Tish Jones), which song would you choose?

I really have no idea.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Summer/Kara/Ari) fic, what would the warnings be?

Crackfic, pretentious metafic, threesome, RPF, slashing the slasher, fluff.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Mac) to use on Ten (Cally)?

OMG, that's the most adorable crossover pairing ever. Mac would invite Cally to her room for a sleepover during which they'd work on some technological project, and one thing would lead to another which would lead to sex. OMG, there so needs to be Mac/Cally sleepover fic.

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (April Skouris)?

The femslash07 fic that was written for me, I think.

21. What is Six's (Kara's) super-sekrit kink?

I'm not sure she really has kinks as such, which when you get down to it is probably the cause of all that self-destructive behavior.

22. Would Eleven (Neville Craven) shag Nine (the Childlike Empress)? Drunk or sober?

There is no amount of liquor in the world that could get Dr. Craven to shag the Childlike Empress. Which is a good thing for childhood memories everywhere.

23. If Three (McGonagall Mesektet) and Seven (Tara Kitty) get together, who tops?

Mesektet.

24. "One (Summer Glau) and Nine (the Childlike Empress) are in a happy relationship until Nine (the Childlike Empress) suddenly runs off with Four (Kaylee). One (Summer), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Neville) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Ari), then follows the wise advice of Five (April Skouris) and finds true love with Three (Mesektet)."

Um . . . apparently Summer's attracted to incredibly ancient beings who take the form of children. I am relieved to find out that yes, I am capable of finding that disturbing.

25. What title would you give this fic?

"Off-White Gardens."

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Kitty/Tish) was canon?

Lustful. Somebody draw me fanart, plz?



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[wisdomeagle]

23. If Three (McGonagall) and Seven (Tara) get together, who tops?

Mesektet.

Okay, I know you probably just forgot to take the names from my iteration out, but still, hilarious.

(and still, Ari's not nearly that far into canon yet?)

In the sense that I've not seen a single episode of Dr. Who or its offspring, new or old, yes. Also in the sense that I've yet to develop the ability to actively affect what happens in any canon. (Um. Except my own meatspace existence, the fanfics I write, and the non-fan fics I write. OTHERWISE.)

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Really. I could have sworn you shipped Seven/Ace.

[wisdomeagle]

Well, full points for paying attention, but it hasn't gotten past the "vaguely tempted" stage.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Well, you can understand my confusion. Your post only speaks about that which you find tempting (tempting to do what with?) and nothing at all with what you are familiar with. And indeed, it leads one to assume you are familiar with the Who canon at least to some degree, as you not only know that Seven/Ace exists, but are actually familiar enough with it to know you find it tempting--an analysis which makes enough sense given, ahem, everything else I know about you (and as you point out, I've been paying attention) to seem to not be a random shot in the dark.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Also, if you wrote "Tish gets pregnant" fic, I think there's a meaningful sense in which you got Tish pregnant (just like a minister can marry lots of people without being a polygamist [or serial monogamist]) even though you haven't affected canon.

Whenever anyone, anywhere, gets to have sex, Mesektet tops.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

*thinks about fic where McGonagall and Tara have White!Room!sex*

[wisdomeagle]

Happy thoughts?

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

What do you think?