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[alixtii]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I punched spuffyduds in the arm (-10 points). In May I gave tinpanalley a kidney (1000 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I bought porn for iharthdarth (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1009 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, alixtii

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Kitty Pryde, Astonishing X-Men
Kara Zor-El, Supergirl
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