Meme of Babel: Much of a Hard Walk

The meme that's been going around, where you put your fic through Babelfish and see what comes out. Makes me glad I don't use Babelfish for my fic translations (mostly spells); I can pretend the online translator that I do use is miraculously better, although I'm sure it isn't.

My first passage is from my Watcher's Burden, a speech by Lydia towards the end of the fic:

( Lydia's Speech )

And Ethan's letter to Dawn at the end of Divine Interventions:

( Ethan's Letter )

Desired refugees indeed! Always running from rabid fangirls and the "advice representatives"!