Beta Request (and anchovies)

I have a short Firefly fic, under 1000 words, Book&Kaylee, the sort of thing I wouldn't normally send to a beta. But I'm having a problem with Kaylee's voice, and I'm afraid I'm making her sound utterly illiterate or else giving her my speech patterns, which is probably worse. So would anyone be interested in looking it over?

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ETA: I just posted it anyway, since it seemed no one was going to volunteer. You can find it here. [/eta]

In other news...

I LOVE ANCHOVIES.

(Brought to you by the Commission for the Use of Caps Lock as a Rhetorical Device. Also, it's not really news--I've known for a quite a long time. But the point has recently been struck home, and my mouth is watering just thinking about it.)