Does Not Compute (re: TLiH]

[alixtii]

I have a canonical lesbian and Faith sharing a bed together, and I can't get them to have sex.

. . .

Something has gone terribly wrong with the world.

Comments

[spuffyduds.livejournal.com]

*!*?

REALLY.

Have you tried blowing gently on them? That SHOULD be all it takes.

[shanejayell.livejournal.com]

Get 'em drunk.
*lol*

[tacky-tramp.livejournal.com]

Hey, sometimes the chemistry just isn't there.

[invisionary.livejournal.com]

Is it Tara? Because if so, I can totally understand the difficulty. Of course, I tend to be pretty OTP about Willow/Tara, so that probably has a lot to do with it.

[r-becca.livejournal.com]

Is it Willow? I have never seen much chemistry there. EXCEPT... read this and maybe it will help.

If it's Kennedy, you're in trouble, because those two want to have sex. Maybe try a glass of wine? For you or the characters. :)

[youngest-one.livejournal.com]

Quick, start another Femslash Credit Account!

Wherever you'd find such a thing.

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

I can so relate to that! I even got Andrew Wells and Zach Addy from "Bones" drunk, and I still couldn't get them to have sex - although they were definitely attracted to each other! But Zach was all shy and Andrew was twitchy, and they just refused to actually go beyond lustful glances. Who knows?

[stormwreath.livejournal.com]

So maybe they should actually not have sex... and next morning, Dawn just assumes they did, and makes some comment to that effect. And they look at each other all embarrassed and say, simultaneously, "So why the hell didn't we?!"... and then dash back up to bed together there and then. :-)