Dear yuletide Santa,

[alixtii]

If you are squicked by incest, well, erm, sorry about that. Seriously, if it's between creating a relationship dynamic which feels in-character for you and writing the hot explicit incest sex? Go with the first option. Please. (That is except for Laz/Lor, which is basically canon, of course.) What I love about these pairs of siblings is how they interrelate to each other in canon, so the most important thing is to preserve the canon dynamics--I have my trusty 'cest goggles for everything else. Although if you throw me a bone in making it subtexty, that's wonderful too. (Gratuitous nudity is usually fairly easy to pull off.)

Indeed, a strong 'cesty subtext with plausible deniability is in many ways even better than explicit incest. But if you can pull of the sex and keep everyone in character, than by all means do it. Either way, I'd love a strong emotional connection between the siblings as they do whatever it is they do--for Valentine and Peter, take over the world (and please retain as much of that element as you can!)--for Annie and Hallie, grow up and change and learn life lessons (however you think they would)--for Laz and Lor, well, have sex, because they're cloned from a horny old bastard.

Oh, and if you're going to write Carmen/Player? Then you can pretty much ignore the above. And also I love you.

In my profile information I say that the most important thing is for you to write a good story and to stay true to your muse regardless of whether I end up liking it, and I stand by that (if I knew exactly what I wanted, I'd write it myself), but I did make these requests with a little more eye to my kinks than usual. If you want a better idea of what I like, feel free to poke around a little bit--my fic is linked in the pretty sidebar on the left if you're viewing my journal in my format (I tend to write what I'd like to read), plus there's the tags and just skimming (memories are in disarray, so I'd recommend you not try to use them) and so on--and have fun!

Yours in La Mancha,

Episkopos Reverend Alixtii O'Krul V, TRL
Church of St. Jesu the Heretic, Discordian

Comments

[wisdomeagle]

See, now I feel totally better about myself (having just read this and another Dear Santa, sorry 'bout the 'cest letter) for not requesting four daddy/daughter pairings (As I, *thinks*, quite possibly could have). I don't know if it makes me feel better about what I plan to do could do next year, and request Jesus/Mary Magdalene in four different fandoms.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think I was too unreasonable--I didn't request four parent/child pairings, either, after all, just two femslash twincest pairings (one of them canon!), one het sibcest pairing, and a completely non-cesty pairing involving a girl and a computer game.

That gives them flexibility, right?

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

You know, Mary of Magdala is really tall. In your icon, I mean.

[wisdomeagle]

I did not see this comment when it was originally posted.

But I like tall women.

In reference to your more recent comment: yeah, I totally didn't request any Biblefic. Fortunately it looks like lots of people did, so there will be potentially awesome fic.

& I am now trying to imagine how any/all of my four requests could be turned into biblehetotp if someone really wanted.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

But did not do, apparently.

[alixtii]

It's hard to imagine a universe where you couldn't have come up with four such pairings.

[(Anonymous)]

Dude,
You are one sick S.O.B.
Incest is illegal for a reason!

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

*laughs at flame*

Yes, it is: because our government(s) likes to stick its nose where it doesn't belong.

Copyright infringement is more a legitimate crime than incest is, and I'm actually committing that one (not just reading about it).