15 Instances of 'Cest That Never Were

[alixtii]

For booster17:

Five Characters Who Don't Have Sisters But Should So They Can Make Out with Them

1. Bastain Balthazar Bux. I'll admit it, I love The Neverending Story III. For many reasons, really, but male/female step-sibling relationships have always interested me, even way back before I recognized myself as being attracted to girls. It's the sudden intimacy of having a girl thrust into your life not just as a friend, but as a sister. To have a sister you made out with thrust into your life would be most intimate of all, of course. I also remember this dynamic as appearing in the movie Gordy. Of course, this meme is for a sister, not a stepsister, but remembering the third movie immediately suggested him to me for this. He's all so alone after the death of his mother, after all, and would be so much happier if he had a sister to make out with.

2. Joan Girardi. Joan of Arcadia provides all sorts of wonderful opportunities for incest family dynamics, with Joan having an excellent father and two brothers at least one of whom I think is excellent (guess which one!), but sadly no chance for sister/sister interaction.

3. Cassidy Casablancas. Cassidy so needs a sister so he can make out with her. It'd be all twisty and will-to-powery, and they could be evil together.

4. River Tam. The potential for Crazy Space Incest increase exponentially when you add another Tam to the mix!

5. Veronica Mars. Again with already 'cesty family dynamics being dialed up, in this case possibly logarthmically.  

For wisdomeagle:

Five Characters Who Don't Have Brothers But Should So They Can Make Out With Them

1. Dawn Summers. I'm mainly thinking of annakovsky's "Les Cousins Dangereux" here, where the S4 AtS mindwipe makes everyone believe Conner is Dawn's brother.

2. Amy Madison. Can't you see the two of them? Brother and sister, playing together, eating brownies together, having sex together, doing black magic together, turning people into rats together.

3. Kitty Pryde. She needed to be on one of these lists, and she had a father in canon, so I ended up putting her here.

4. The Stepford Cuckoos. I think the sort of het male fantasy the Cuckoos embody (which isn't exactly my het male fantasy, but I appreciate the purity of the archetype) is well served by them having a single brother they habitually make out with.

5. Jack Harkness. I wanted a boy on the list.

Five Characters Who Don't Have Excellent Fathers But Should So They Can Make Out With Them

This list was hard to come up with. Often the types of characters to which I'm attracted tend to have fathers in canon.

1. Inara Serra. Preferably dirtybadwrong squcky politics of heterosexuality sex here, but then I guess he wouldn't be an "Excellent Father."

The next four can be loving Keith/Veronica-type relationships (eta: but don't have to be, since a couple would also make great dirtybadwrong pairings too): 
2. Faith.
3. Kennedy
4. Malcolm Reynolds
5. Gwen Cooper



Wow, that's a lot of fictional incest. All of which is specifically dreamt up to hit my kinks like whoa.

Erm.

. . .

I'll be in my bunk.

Comments

[wisdomeagle]

It's totally possible that I have drawerfic that exploits the possible sorority between Veronica and Lilly Kane. And involves Keith.

My mind is kind of exploding from all the potential incest. Good job!

(I'm a little surprised to see Kennedy on the father list given your commitment to canon homosexual identities. I can see your point, but I wonder how would you envision that working?)

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

I can see your point, but I wonder how would you envision that working?

I dunno. I couldn't think of anyone else to round out the list?

More seriously, I'm not sure if I have an across the board "commitment to canon homosexual identities." I do feel uncomfortable hetting Tara--although I think that was more true in which I was stricter in my approach to canon than I am now--and I get frustrated at fans' insistence they know Willow's sexuality better than she herself.

Kennedy is a little different can of worms, not least because she's an object of my heterosexual desire in a more intense way than Willow or Tara, thanks to Iyari being really, really hot.

I think there's an appeal for me in going WNSWJLEO with Kennedy that's not there for the other characters. Indeed, it's part of the version of the Watcher!verse which exists in my head, as there are totally Faith/Dawn/Kennedy/Giles orgies whenever the two couples get together. I have an idea for a story in which Dawn and Kennedy get telepathically linked, and one of the ways Kennedy knows something is wrong is she suddenly finds Giles sexually desirable, and Faith mocks Ken because Ken's totally slept with Giles, leading Kennedy to explain her sexuality wrt men. (I may even have considered plotting babyfic where Ken gets pregnant from one of those orgies.) But Kennedy's homosexuality is one of her defining characters in a universe where everyone else seems bi.

And incest fic already fits into WNG/WNS structures, as metafandom covered a while ago, so I don't I ever really saw Kennedy/her father as ever calling into question Kennedy's strict homosexuality.

But mostly I was just for a lost for someone to make five.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Although the more I think about it, all of the potentials need excellent fathers to make out with. I feel sad that I denied Molly and Amanda and Vi all the hot father/daughter action, especially as they would make more sense on the list than Ken.