Incest/Cross-Gen Porn Battle: Prompts Post

[alixtii]

I think the brouhaha of Strikethrough07 really makes it necessary for a full-on multifandom  exchange 'cest-a-thon, and I'll probably take on that project later once I've figured out the logistics of it, but in the meantime I think we really need a porn battle. I'm really shocked that I haven't heard of anyone else doing this (other than the celebratory outpouring on pornish_pixies, which as far as I know aren't 'cest- or cross-gen-oriented), and if you could point me to it I'll take this down and replace it with a link. But I know that this whole situation has left me wanting to read and write incest and cross-gen, and so I'm going to provide a venue in which to do that.

Most of y'all know how it works: leave as many prompts as you want in as many comments as you want to this post, and on Friday morning I'll compile a masterlist of the prompts and post it, and you'll post your ficlets as comments to that post.

Put the prompts in the following format:

Fandom: Character/Character, prompt

For example:

DC Comics: Zor-El/Kara Zor-El, citrus

Crossovers are allowed (though I'm not quite sure how crossover 'cest would work) as are threesomes and moresomes. Prompts should be 'cest or cross-gen or about teenagers, i.e. on the subjects which were supposed to be silenced, but I'm not going to censor any prompts so feel free to apply liberal definitions if you wish.

Pimp this!

Comments

[executrix.livejournal.com]

crossovercest?

Scott Summers/Buffy Summers
Evan Lorne (SGA)/Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan
John Winchester/Charles Emerson Winchester

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Charles Emerson Winchester

I don't know who this is--fandom?

Thank you for the prompts!

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

DCU: Zor-El/Kara Zor-El, spaceship
DCU: Zor-El/Kara Zor-El, you'll have to be naked
DCU: Conner Kent/Kara Zor-El, weekends
DCU: Kara Zor-L/Kara Zor-El, forbidden
VMars: Madison Sinclair/Ryan Mackenzie, chores
VMArs: Madison Sinclair/Lauren Sinclair, watching
VMars: Cindy Mackenzie/Ryan Mackenzie, sharing a tent
VMars: Cindy Mackenzie/Lauren Sinclair, cyberlove
Vmars: Keith Mars/Veronica Mars, superstition
VMars: Lilly Kane/Celeste Kane, because I said so
VMars: Lilly Kane/Jake Kane, power struggle
VMars: Meg Manning/Lizzy Manning, mercy
Doctor Who: Martha Jones/Tish Jones, adventure
X-Men: Celeste Cuckoo/Esme Cuckoo/Mindee Cuckoo/Phoebe Cuckoo, mourning
X-Men: Celeste/Mindee/Phoebe, swearing off boys
X-Men: Charles Xavier/Cassandra Nova, tryst
X-Men: Rachel Summers/Jean Grey, but I want to
X-Men: Cable/Jean Grey, not really
X-Men: Rachel Summers/Madelyne Prior, wishes

[executrix.livejournal.com]

Oh! How could I possibly forget?
Han Solo/Napoleon Solo.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Prompt?

[tacky-tramp.livejournal.com]

Heroes: Noah Bennet/Claire, homecoming
Heroes: Peter/Claire, hideout
Heroes: Angela/Nathan, that's politics
Heroes: Niki/Jessica, skin
HP: Luna/Mr. Lovegood, what others don't see
HP: Lily/Petunia, special

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

BtVS: Buffy/Dawn, making up for lost time
Firefly: Simon/River, domme!River
Dukes of Hazzard: Bo Duke/Luke Duke, cowboy up!
Dukes of Hazzard/Newsradio: Daisy Duke/Catherine Duke (uh, they're half-sisters . . .), cowgirl up!

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

Firefly: Mal/Simon/River, our witch
Firefly: Mal/omc "Course your daddy tells me it takes the space of a schoolboy's wink to get you out of it again."
BtVS/Jackie Chan Adventures: Riley Finn/Finn (Okay, it's a stretch), jurisdiction
Drive/Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place: Alex Tully/John Donnelly, Up Next on Jerry Springer: Separated at Birth!
Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place/The Black Donnellys: John Donnelly/Tommy Donnelly, Holy Day of Obligation

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Woman in White: Laura/Anne, into the darkness
Woman in White: Laura/Marian, roses
Woman in White: Laura/Anne/Marian, lovebirds
Ender's Game: Peter Wiggin/Valentine Wiggin, don't leave me
Ender's Game: Peter Wiggin/Valentine Wiggin, plan for the present
VMars: Keith Mars/Veronica Mars/Cindy Mackenzie, breakfast
VMars: Madison Sinclair/Lauren Sinclair/Cindy Mackenzie, odd girl out
VMars: Ryan Mackenzie/Lauren Sinclair, baseball
Shakespeare [As You Like It]: Rosalind/Celia, lost
Shakespeare [Taming of the Shrew]: Bianca/Kate, blindfold
The Parent Trap: Annie/Hallie, being alone
The PArent Trap: Annie/Hallie, tag team
LotR: Arwen/Elrond, forever is a long time to be missing you
X-Men/BtVS: Scott Summers/Dawn Summers, issues of trust
Harry Potter: Ron Weasley/Ginny Weasley, crucio
Harry Potter: Lucius Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson, retrieval
A Room of One's Own: William Shakespeare/Shakespeare's Sister, dark lady
My Summer of Love: Mona/Phil, mission

[spikendru.livejournal.com]

Well, this is . . . intriguing. And also creepy. But rebellious. Awesomely rebellious.

Okay. How about:
Angel, the Series: Liam/Kathy, drunkedness
HP: Neville/Augusta Longbottom, a magical error

*hides*

[wisdomeagle]

Firefly: Simon/River, ballet
Firefly: Simon/River, guilt
Angel: Cordelia/Jasmine, eruption
Angel: Roger/Wesley, punish
BtVS: Faith/Mayor, picnic
Veronica Mars: Keith/Veronica, ireallydon'tcarejustwriteitplease
Veronica Mars: Keith/Veronica, hairbrush
Matilda (either 'verse): Miss Honey/Matilda, tickle
Matilda (movieverse): Agatha Trunchbull/Jenny Honey, Lyssie doll
Matilda (either 'verse): Trunchbull/Miss Honey/Matilda, march
Harry Potter: Sirius Black/Harry Potter, prompt word is "James"
Harry Potter: Percy/Ginny, secrets
Harry Potter: McGonagall/Hermione, tied
Harry Potter: McGonagall/Luna, tongue
Harry Potter: McGonagall/Luna/Hermione, flicker
Veronica Mars: Keith/Leanne/Veronica, lights out

must go more later LOVE.

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

I was skimming along, not paying attention to usernames, but I immediately pinged that this was you commenting!

Veronica Mars: Keith/Veronica, ireallydon'tcarejustwriteitplease
This one is all you, Ari ;)

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

Sweet Valley High: Elizabeth/Jessica, pink lotion

[wisdomeagle]

All right, more. (I was at a middle school band concert tonight. I entertained myself by thinking these up.) (Like that's an excuse.)

BSC: Mallory Pike/Vanessa Pike, love poetry
BSC: Margo Pike/Claire Pike, motion sickness
BSC: Byron Pike/Adam Pike/Jordan Pike, ninjas
BSC: Janine Kishi/Claudia Kishi, studying
BSC: Dawn Schafer/Mary Anne Spier, honeymoon
BSC: Kristy Thomas/Karen Brewer, define
BSC: Jenny Prezzioso/Andrea Prezzioso: all grown up

Farscape: Jack Crichton/John Crichton, action figures

Andromeda: Beka Valentine/Ignatius Valentine, blood
Andromeda: Beka Valentine/Rafe Valentine, ship

A Little Princess: Captain Crewe/Sara Crewe, satisfy

And then some old-fashioned cross-gen, that feels delightfully normal now! One can imagine all these in high school era for proper wrongness crossgenniness.

BtVS: Giles/Buffy, balcony
BtVS: Giles/Willow, advance
BtVS: Giles/Willow, collapse
BtVS: Giles/Scoobies of choice, stacks
BtVS: Giles/Dawn, discover
BtVS: Giles/Joyce/Buffy, Christmas cookies

RPF: Enrico Colantoni/Kristen Bell, stocking

Crossover (BSC/BSC RPF): Ann M. Martin/Kristy Thomas, baseball cap

and the despoiled childhood memories edition:

[wisdomeagle]

Anne of Green Gables universe: Matthew Cuthbert/Marilla Cuthbert, desperation
Anne of Green Gables universe: Marilla Cuthbert/Anne Shirley, declaration
Anne of Green Gables universe: Anne Shirley/Paul Irving, fairy
Anne of Green Gables universe: Davy/Dora, mischief
Anne of Green Gables universe: Anne Shirley/Little Elizabeth, Tomorrow
Anne of Green Gables universe: Anne 'Nan' Blythe/Diana 'Di' Blythe, identical on the inside
Anne of Green Gables universe: Walter Blythe/Bertha Marilla 'Rilla' Blythe, moonshine
Anne of Green Gables universe: Walter Blythe/Bertha Marilla 'Rilla' Blythe, panpipes
Anne of Green Gables universe: Susan Baker/Shirley Blythe, solid

Little Women universe: Jo/Beth, written
Little Women universe: Meg/Jo/Beth/Amy, dress-up
Little Women universe: John 'Demi' Brooke/Margaret 'Daisy' Brooke, caretaker

[I am mostly sad that I will be away for much of the porn battle -- I'm leaving for school on Sunday afternoon and will be gone for two weeks -- and somehow I don't think this is a thing I should be doing using school computers.)

just a few more for now...will think on it some more!

[fuschia.livejournal.com]

Angel: Angel/Connor; control
DCU: Zatara/Zatanna; there are no new paths of magic
HP: James/Harry; rebellion
HP: Lily/Harry; newlywed
VMars: Keith/Veronica; sacrifice
VMars: Keith/Veronica; stakeout in the honeymoon suite
VMars: Jake Kane/Lilly Kane; cruel mistress

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

Firefly: Jayne/Mattie, ratty old blanket

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

The Secret Garden (musicalverse): Neville Craven/Mary Lennox, portrait
The Secret Garden: Susan Sowerby/Martha Sowerby, orange
The Secret Garden: Martha Sowerby/Dickon Sowerby, bathwater
A Little Princess: Sarah Crewe/Becky, following orders
A Little Princess: Jesse/Lavinia, punishment
A Little Princess: Maria Minchin/Amelia Minchin, silly goose
A Little Princess: Sarah Crewe/Anne, cooking lessons
A Little Princess: Sarah/Lottie, maybe one day
A Little Princess: Sarah Crewe/Ermengarde St. John, what friends are for
DCU: Kara Zor-El/Jor-El, avuncular pride
Doctor Who: Tenth Doctor/Susan Foreman, what you've become
Doctor Who: Ian Chesterton/Susan Foreman, trust
Shakespeare (King Lear): Gonereil/Reagan/Edmund, competition

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Battlestar Galactica: Kara/Bill, authority
Battlestar Galactica: Laura/Tory, strict
Battlestar Galactica: Kara/Saul, broken

Big Love: Nicki/Sarah, daughter
Big Love: Sarah/Rhonda, game

Carnivale: Justin/Iris, elemental
Carnivale: Ruthie/Ben, steady
Carnivale: Justin/Sofie, inheritance

The Manchurian Candidate (any version): Raymond/Eleanor, power

Nip/Tuck: Ava/Adrian, tangle
Nip/Tuck: Ava/Matt, narcissism
Nip/Tuck: Ava/Adrian/Matt, fluid
Nip/Tuck: Quentin/Kit, perfection

Profit: Profit/Bobbi, playing house

[bluerosefairy.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned I puffy heart your Porn Battles?

Artemis Fowl: Domovoi Butler/Juliet Butler, victory
Artemis Fowl: Domovoi/Juliet/Artemis Fowl, reunion

BSG: Bill Adama/Kara Thrace, black
BSG: Lee Adama/Zak Adama, alcohol
BSG: Laura Roslin/Karl "Helo" Agathon, obedience
BSG: Kara Thrace/Saul Tigh: drown
BSG: Bill/Kara/Lee, faith

Blues Brothers: Jake Blues/Elwood Blues, cigarettes

Carnivale: Justin Crowe/Sofie Bojakshiya, absolution
Carnivale: Justin Crowe/Iris Crowe, crown
Carnivale: Iris/Sofie, photographs
Carnivale: Dora Mae Dreifuss/Libby Dreifuss, shine
Carnivale: Ruthie/Ben Hawkins, charm

Firefly: Simon Tam/River Tam, pulse

Heroes: Nathan Petrelli/Claire Bennet, homecoming
Heroes: Nathan Petrelli/Peter Petrelli: commando
Heroes: Nathan/Peter/Claire: burn

Prison Break: Michael Scofield/Lincoln Burrows, jeans

West Wing: Liz Bartlet/Ellie Bartlet, infidelity
West Wing: Leo McGarry/CJ Cregg, California
West Wing: Zoey Bartlet/Annie Westin, school

V for Vendetta: V/Delia Surridge, lace

[(Anonymous)]

When I initially commented I clicked the "Notify me when new comments are added" checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four e-mails with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove people from that service? Bless you!

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Biblefic: Mary, mother of Jesus/Mary, wife of Clopas, sunset
Biblefic: Mary, mother of Jesus/Elizabeth, mother of John, watching youth
Biblefic: Cain/his sister, devotion

Christian Saints: Mary, mother of God/St. Anne, light

DCU: Alya Ranzz/Kara Zor-El, emotion
DCU: Alya Ranzz/Garth Ranzz, ties that bind
DCU: Alya Ranzz/Mekt Ranzz, guilt
DCU: Kara Zor-El/Brainiac 5, disgust

VMArs: Keith Mars/Cindy Mackenzie, being awesome
VMars: Keith Mars/Madison Sinclair, teaching a lesson
VMars: Keith Mars/Gia Goodman, any better
VMars: Cassidy Casablancas/Kendall Casablancas, blackmail
VMars: Cassidy Casablancas/Dick Casablancas, just do it, okay?
VMars: Aaron Echolls/Lilly Kane/Veronica Mars, alcohol
VMars: Veronica Mars/Cassidy Casablancas, evil

Matilda/The Parent Trap: Annie/Hallie/Matilda, roommates

X-Men: Pietro/Wanda, rivalry
X-Men: Wanda/Magneto, lust for power
X-Men: Katherine Anne Pryde/Carmen Pryde, memories

RPF: Enrico Colantoni/Tina Majorino, screw it
RPF: Joss Whedon/Tina Majorino, fantasy
RPF: Miranda Richardson/Tina Majorino, off with her head
Firefly/RPF: Joss Whedon/River Tam, betrayal
VMars/RPF: Joss Whedon/Cindy Mackenzie, chat room
VMars/RPF: Joss Whedon/Cassidy Casablancas, role-playing
VMars/RPF: Joss Whedon/Cindy Mackenzie/Cassidy Casablancas, geeklove

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Supernatural: Sam/Dean, gun kink
Supernatural: Sam/Dean/Jess, Halloween
Supernatural: Demon!John/Dean, mindfuck
Supernatural: John/Jo, I'mma teach you a lesson
Supernatural: Sam/Ellen, hold me
Supernatural: Dean/Ellen, what's on tap

DCU (Bruce Timm toons): Green Arrow/Supergirl, white cotton panties
DCU (comics): Kal-El/Kara Zor-El, breathless
DCU (comics): Kal-El/Kon-El, cornfields
DCU (comics): Barry Allen/Wally West, reluctant
DCU (comics): Wally West/Bart Allen, you're such a pest

Buffy: Giles/Tara, meeting of true minds
Buffy: Giles/Dawn, boy bands
Buffy: Angel/Dawn, defiance

[scrollgirl.livejournal.com]

Narnia: Peter/Susan, into the woods

Supernatural: Dean/girl!Sam, bareback

DCU (comics): Selina Kyle/Dick Grayson, handcuffs
DCU (comics): Selina Kyle/Tim Drake, petting
DCU (comics): Bruce Wayne/Cassandra Cain, tenderness
DCU (comics): Bruce Wayne/Stephanie Brown, anticipation

Tamora Pierce: Kel/Wyldon, sweat
Tamora Pierce: Sandry/Briar, vines (that's sort of incest, right?)

[wisdomeagle]

This time I alphabetized for your convenience like a good person. Then I listed all the incest and cross-gen pairings I could think of, like a very bad person. *g* (Our thoughts were similar on the subject of Biblefic.)

Biblefic: any incest from the 2nd or 1st/2nd generation, "be fruitful and multiply"
Biblefic: Ruth/Naomi, grain
Biblefic: Saul/David/Jonathan, pine

BtVS: Giles/Tara, ballroom dancing

Charlotte's Web: Charlotte/Joy, words

Farscape: Moya/Talyn, rivers

Firefly: River/Regan, ice
Firefly: River/Regan, royalty
Firefly: River/Simon, DNA

Grey's Anatomy: Ellis Grey/Meredith Grey, hands

Harold and Maude: Harold/Maude, blowing bubbles

Harry Potter: Dumbledore/Harry, manhood

L'Engleverse: Mrs Who/Mrs Which/Mrs Whatsit, bright shining

Narnia: Peter/Susan, sunset
Narnia: Susan/Lucy, archer
Narnia: Aslan/Susan/Lucy, healed

Stargate: SG-1: Jacob Carter/Sam Carter, baseball
Stargate: SG-1: Jacob Carter/George Hammond/Sam Carter, military ball
Stargate: SG-1: George Hammond/Sam Carter, Cinderella

Veronica Mars: Keith/Veronica, lullaby
Veronica Mars: Duncan/Lilly, roses
Veronica Mars: Duncan/Lilly/Veronica/Logan, waterfall

Wicked: G(a)linda/Nessarose, ability

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Oh, Ari.

You make me very happy sometimes, when you're not utterly despoiling my childhood. I would entirely write you spidercest if I had any idea how to go about doing such a thing.

a few more...

[fuschia.livejournal.com]

(I am so thrilled to see other people who are interested in BSG Bill/Kara!)

BSG: Bill/Kara, obedience
BSG: Laura/Lee, daddy issues
BSG: Laura/Kara, gods cannot control you

Peter Pan: Hook/Wendy, bloodied
Peter Pan: Mr. Darling/Wendy, Tower of London

LoTR: Elrond/Arwen, last leaves that fall in Rivendell
LoTR: Theodon/Eowyn, between bower and plains

PoTC: Captain Teague/Jack Sparrow, you're in my way, boy

Shakespeare, The Tempest, Prospero/Miranda, new to thee

HP: Rita Skeeter/Harry Potter, broom closet
HP RPS: Gary Oldman/Daniel Radcliffe, comparing heights

VM: Keith/Mac/Veronica, unscripted
VM RPS: Enrico Colantoni/Kristen Bell, driver's seat

Re: a few more...

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Not "interested," I'm afraid, so much as "utterly obsessed." It's a thing.

And thank you for including Lee/Laura on yours -- I may just have to do another set with all the pairings I kind of forgot the first time around.

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

RPF: Tilda Swinton/Anna Popplewell, experience
RPF: William Moseley/Anna Popplewell/Skandar Keynes, wagers won and lost
Narnia: Susan/Peter, reality of rule
Narnia: Susan/Peter/Edmund, getting lost
BSG: Laura/Cally, assistance
BSG: Gaius/Cally, can i help you?
PotC: young!Elizabeth/young!Will, improper
VMArs: Van Clemens/Veronica Mars, a student like you
VMars: Van Clemens/Veronica Mars/Cindy Mackenzie/Vincent Clemens, dream or nightmare, according to perspective
VMars: Keith Mars/Veronica Mars/Madison Sinclair, scenario
VMars: Keith Mars/Veronica Mars/Gia Goodman, family
VMars: Veronica Mars/Cassidy Casablancas, robbing ice cream stands
VMars: Cindy Mackenzie/Lauren Sinclair, making up for lost time
Biblefic: Lot's daughter/Lot's other daughter, a raw deal
DCU: Oracle/Supergirl, can't hide from yourself
DCU: Black Canary/Supergirl, take it from me
X-Men: Jean Grey/Rachel Summers, stalemate
Ender's Game: Peter/Val, impatience
Ender's Game: Peter/Val, asleep
Ender's Game: Peter/Val, shower
LotR: Galadriel/Arwen, what you must know
LotR: Galadriel/Gil-galad, honour where it is due
BtVS: Giles/Faith, caution to the winds

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

Muppets: Statler/Astoria, a thing to do
Muppets: Scooter/Skeeter, it's been a long time

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Arrested Development: Lindsey Bluth-Funke/Michael Bluth, fake
Arrested Development: Michael Bluth/Maeby Funke, sanity

Battlestar Galactica: Lee Adama/Laura Roslin, trust
Battlestar Galactica: Sharon Valerii/Sharon Agathon, unlike

DCU: Jim Gordon/Babs Gordon, patience
DCU: Bruce Wayne/Cassandra Cain, understanding
DCU: Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake, legacy
DCU: Tim Drake/Lady Shiva, training

Global Frequency: Aleph/Miranda Zero, instant

His Dark Materials: Lyra Belacqua/Mrs Coulter, corrupt
His Dark Materials: Lyra Belacqua/Serafina Pekkala, immortality
His Dark Materials: Will Parry/Mary Malone, travel

Veronica Mars: Lilly Kane/Duncan Kane, decay
Veronica Mars: Lilly Kane/Duncan Kane/Logan Echolls, drowning