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[alixtii]

I don't own iTunes--my brother swears it won't necessarily take over my computer and turn everything I own to some propietary format, but I've heard enough horror stories not to trust it.

Total number of tracks: 6720
Number of tracks actually on Zune: 4386
Most recently added to library: CBS Radio Workshop, "The Toledo War"
Most recently added to Zune: the last chapter of Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince audiobook
First Alphabetically on Zune: "'C' is for 'Cookie'" (because of the quotation mark)
First in library: "Africa" ("'C' is for 'Cookie'" is under C here. heh.)
Last Alphabetically: "Ziggy Stardust"
First Album: 1776
Last Album: Zerospace
First Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovich (again, because of the quotation mark)
Last Artist: Youth Group
First shuffle in library: "One Kiss" from Bare: A Pop Opera
First shuffle on Zune: "Ventura Highway"

Search the following and state how many songs come up:
Death - 14
Life - 63
Love - 202
Hate -4 (Oscar the Grouch, another Oscar, Spike, and Jon Stewart) 
You - 202
Sex - 1 (Pat Benatar)

It says I also only have 202 songs with "the" in it, so take the counts for "love" and "you" with a grain of salt.

The moral of the story is I have no idea what music is actually on my Zune or how it got there.

a. Put your music player on "random." Skip songs with not very interesting titles (such as "Concerto #4 in E minor")
b. List the titles of the first 25 songs to come up.
c. Put "in my pants" after each title.

Rhyme and Reason in My Pants
The Art of Destruction in My Pants
Spirits in Bondage in My Pants
Science Fiction Double Feature in My Pants
I Hope You'll Like It Here in My Pants
Love is a Battlefield in My Pants
Come to My Window in My Pants
Chapter 14: The Bottom of the World in My Pants
Somebody to Love in My Pants
Mr. Goldstone in My Pants
A Lovely Night in My Pants
All Fired Up in My Pants
Doctor Who Theme in My Pants
Crumbs from Your Table in My Pants
Welcome to Pylea in My Pants
Mansion Attack in My Pants
Promises in My Pants
Chapter 5: Northanger Abbey in My Pants
I Heard Someone Crying in My Pants
Run for the Money in My Pants
Generator Room in My Pants
I Can Make You a Man in My Pants
Opening Night in My Pants
Under Pressure in My Pants
Look Down in My Pants
One Tin Soldier in My Pants

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[alixtii.livejournal.com]

I meant to delete that instruction. I'm not sure the distinction between made me laugh and didn't was meaningful, but I pretty much found them all amusing. Indeed, any of those which make coherent statements I really enjoyed, from "I Hope You'll Like It Here in My Pants" to "Look Down in My Pants."