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[alixtii]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I punched spuffyduds in the arm (-10 points). In May I gave tinpanalley a kidney (1000 points). In November I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I bought porn for iharthdarth (-10 points). Overall, I've been nice (1009 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball! Sincerely, alixtii

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Ask any of the following women 1-5 questions, and she'll answer them for you:

Dawn Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Amy Madison, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Eve, Angel
Drusilla, Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
River Tam, Firefly
Valentine Wiggin, Ender's Game
Kitty Pryde, Astonishing X-Men
Kara Zor-El, Supergirl
Lapus Lazuli and Lorelai Lee Long, Time Enough for Love
Naomi Wildman, Star Trek: Voyager
Cindy Mackenzie, Veronica Mars

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Give me the summary (maximum one sentence; semicolons are allowed) to a story I have not written (whether because somebody else wrote it or because nobody did), and I will give you the title, the first line, and the closing line I would have given it had I written it.

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[executrix.livejournal.com]

Questions for River:
1. What's the meanest thing you've ever done to Simon?
2. After the BDM--do you want to see your parents again?
3. If The Academy had been what it purported to be, what would you have studied?
4. What's your favorite work of surviving Earth-that-Was art?

[alixtii.livejournal.com]

1. I remember being mean: average, human, predictable, susceptible to sin. Understandable. Whispering falsehoods to girls Simon liked. Now, no longer average, there is no more mean, no malice, but the girl hurts him nonetheless, and that is the cruelest thing of all.

2. Parents live on in their children: I see them when they are not here. They did not see me when I was there.

3. If. My heart dances on an if, through books, through laws of men and science, through galaxies and quarks. So many dances silenced by an if. They cry out, demanding to be named River, but that name is denied to them. The name weeps.

4. For the eyes, Ophelia with the flowers. For the ears, A Little Princess on a brother's voice. For the heart--

*kiss*