I can has yuletidetwincest prezzies!

This year, I got for Christmas Brilliant Beyond Brilliant, the Parent Trap fic I've been talking about wanting for so long. Annie/Hallie, with them going off the college and then getting mad at each other and then--I won't spoil the rest. But it's wonderfully evocative and feels like the writer went to the movie and kidnapped all the characters to put in her fic.

Somebody wrote incest for me! Incest! For me! *uses incest icon* Oh, Hallie and Annie, you two are so sisters in love. Squee.

And then I have A hook shop, over a pool hall, mostly dialogue--which most scenes become in canon when Laz and Lor show up; I don't think we've ever seen anything from their POV, but Laz and Lor talk enough they take over any scene they're in--in which the two women discuss their secret mission (presumably working for the Time Agency) in which they act as heterae,the occupation they always promised (threatened?) Lazarus they would take up one day. Relentlessly cheerful but with their own mischievous streak, as Laz and Lor always are.

So, two of my favorite pairs of twins, all wrapped up in a shiny (virtual) bow for me for Christmas!

Merry Christmas, flist. There really is nothing like waking up to yuletide to put one in a good mood, is there? Well, enjoy your holiday if you celebrate, and I love you all.

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 

Guessing Game

This is the post where you get to guess which yuletide, prettylightsfic, or 3_ships stories I wrote (or, in the case of the last one, will write, God willing). I will post links back to this post when each of those archives goes live.

Comments are screened; people who guess correctly will get fic of some sort, its length possibly decided by how difficult I think it is to identify what I wrote (some of them will be more obvious than others) but more likely calibrated to the awesomeness of the prompt.

Yuletide Recs, Fandoms S-Z

The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? metafic. Jessica Rabbit is accused of the murder of Lara Croft. A twenty-first century expansion on the movie's worldbuilding. (Although there's a moment with Princess Jasmine and the hookah from Alice that reads racially iffy to me.)

Further Notes on Botanical Discoveries, Arcadia. Play structure, with three scenes, one with Hannah, Chloe, and Valentine, the other with Thomasina and Septimus (OTP!), then back to the present day again only to converge, like in the play. Contains the line "Continental philosophy is its own very special brand of teenage rebellion."

How to Change the World Without Even Trying, Terminator, between the first and second movies. Exactly what I imagine it was like for John to be on his own.

the end of the world as we know it, Terminator, after the third movie.

Seven Layer Confusion Cake, She's the Man. This is the fic I desperately wanted after seeing the movie. Okay, to be honest, I want Olivia/Viola/Sebastian but even without added twincest Olivia/Viola is something to be loved.

Kiss the Girl, She's the Man. Short, a Yuletide Treat, but there's no such thing as too much Olivia/Viola.

Summer Sang in Me, Twelfth Night. Missing scene while Viola was still pretending to be Cesario. 

Why Sex Ed Should Stay in Schools, Sesame Street. "The lab said that boys and girls need to know what happens to their bodies when they get older, and since they can't talk about it in the schools, we Muppets are going to step in and help out."

I can has prettylightsfic!

The prettylightsfic 2007 archive is live, and I've gotten The Girl in the Box, which is Summer/Sean, and Joss and Nathan are in it being awesome and it does that metatextual thing I love about RPF where it's about Sean/Summer and Simon/River at the same time and truth and fiction bleed into each other.

OMG, Summer fic. Squee. Guh.

(And special thanks to the mods, because I know I was an incredible pain to match.)

Go here to guess which of the fics is mine.